Mouthy Mama-Life on the Mothership!: I'm No Landscaper

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Highly Energetic, beyond patient, multi-tasker for independent, circus-like business operation. Individual must be willing to work 24/7 with no sleep, but still try and look sex potty for her man. She will manage diapers, feeding schedules, bloody nipples, and play exhaustively often all at the same time. The applicant will prepare annual budgets, grocery shop constantly, chauffer crabby clients to and from daily activities and negotiate absolutely everything with fishy crackers. She will feel low grade guilt ALWAYS. Monetary compensation will be nonexistent. Instead, she is rewarded daily with the love of her children...which for the most part comes in the form of slap in face, usually in front of strangers—Job Title: Mom

Monday, December 19, 2011

I'm No Landscaper

Big Girl interrupted me dashing out of the shower, only to inquire, "Mom...are you gonna trim that?"

For the record I believe any "landscaping" I may or may not decide to do will not be something I discuss with my 6-year old. And frankly I thought I was keeping my cool until she continued, "it looks like there's a whole head on your privates."

"Silly Girl," I chuckled..."Mommy is not dating Daddy. We're married."