Mouthy Mama-Life on the Mothership!: Last Day of the Year

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WANTED

Highly Energetic, beyond patient, multi-tasker for independent, circus-like business operation. Individual must be willing to work 24/7 with no sleep, but still try and look sex potty for her man. She will manage diapers, feeding schedules, bloody nipples, and play exhaustively often all at the same time. The applicant will prepare annual budgets, grocery shop constantly, chauffer crabby clients to and from daily activities and negotiate absolutely everything with fishy crackers. She will feel low grade guilt ALWAYS. Monetary compensation will be nonexistent. Instead, she is rewarded daily with the love of her children...which for the most part comes in the form of slap in face, usually in front of strangers—Job Title: Mom

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Last Day of the Year

In 2012 I will worry less, play more, sing louder, and dance in public. I will remember to always be me...and I will stop apologizing for it. I will never feel as powerless as I have the last few weeks ever again.