Mothering is a Serious Job, But Somebody's Gotta Do It
Highly Energetic, beyond patient, multi-tasker for independent, circus-like business operation. Individual must be willing to work 24/7 with no sleep, but still try and look sex potty for her man. She will manage diapers, feeding schedules, bloody nipples, and play exhaustively often all at the same time. The applicant will prepare annual budgets, grocery shop constantly, chauffer crabby clients to and from daily activities and negotiate absolutely everything with fishy crackers. She will feel low grade guilt ALWAYS. Monetary compensation will be nonexistent. Instead, she is rewarded daily with the love of her children...which for the most part comes in the form of slap in face, usually in front of strangers—Job Title: Mom
Gettin' Back to the Funny
Anyone seen my glasses?
Who do you trust to be in your yellow? Some people are always gonna be there for you. Hold onto to them real close.